mjalti:

mjalti:

why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand

someone: *uses my name to address me*

me: oh my God, i am a physical entity… …..

wlwdateideas:

wlwdateideas:

wlwdateideas:

Tiddies

wait

Tiddies

fluffymcmuffins:

I need a bf

B - billion

F - fucking dollars

themadcapmathematician:

ladybenderbr:

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series itd paired with

commandtower-solring-go:

deirdre-relatable:

random-senpai:

dai-rokuten-maou:

deirdre-relatable:

Goth gf and Prep Gf

They are lesbians.

It’s true, they even fuse together

Originally posted by dasmure

How could you forget to include the almighty super lesbian they form?

I’m in love

so are they

raindancejodi:

post–grad:

i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot

A sentence that starts with “i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s)” has to work really hard to make the end of that sentence equally as amazing and by god you’ve done it

nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately